- I'll tell you what though, Alex Reilly is high stakes when it comes to poker metaphors. - Politics, I'm very micro-stakes. I was asking how they felt about the wall in south Texas. - So Jim Carroll opens with seven six and flops a big draw. - Alec's seven, still the best hand. Only one over card out there.
- I lost a prop that I might need to use in this hand at some point. - Chris's son is out, Christian Gray is out. - And all we're left with is Jim Carroll and Alec Torelli, stop us if you've heard this one. And Jim Carroll just makes a straight on the turn. - Pick. - Alec picked his move for him. Door number one said check. - Check. - Alright, so we go check check on the turn. Here's the river. - Pick one. - It worked last time. - No, you sure you want that one Oncasinogames Canada? - It worked last time. (laughing) - No. - Oh, 3K in that one. - Yikes. - Now the way he did the little check in the turn was kinda cute, but from a poker standpoint, maybe not what we like to call game theory optimal. By not betting-- what is happening? (laughing) - What is this? I don't think you can do that. - This guy's seen Patton too many times. - Oh, I love it, backscratcher! - It's not across the line anymore and I did not touch it. - What's going on? - Alec is handling this really well, which, I believe if Jim were like a really, really good player, he'd probably have a lot less tolerance for this. - I got you beat this time, do not put your chips in. - What I was saying is, when Jim doesn't bet the turn he sort of caps his pot. Like if Jim had bet the turn and bet 3K on the river, this becomes a far less absurd bet for Alec to call. - Problem is it got so big. - Well you picked the other damn hand. What's wrong with you betting real big? You know, you just got like a little rinky-dink hand, you can't beat anything. - I will say this. Like the novels of Dan Brown, if your IQ is above 80 Jim Carroll is impossible to read. He's kind of like the Jigsaw of poker players in that he's baffling and cruel and also, somehow, he keeps coming back. - Come on, I'm fishing for you. Looking for a fish. - Break's in an hour, should we just go now? - Yeah. What would you do if it was your turn? - I know, right? - Like, I remember when I first started playing poker, it took me a while to make decisions too. It's only 100. That's all I got. - That's all I got, what a disgusting slow roll! - Back scratcher. - Good for you, I mean, well done. (laughing) (talking over each other) - Well that's not as good, I thought I scooped the game. Darn it. You don't have to be happy for me anymore, because I'm not happy for me anymore. - Barkley, what are you doing? I thought we were rooting and happy. - Gavin's Canadian so even when he's angry he sounds pretty happy. - I think we're all in there. - Pick one. - Left. - Hundred dollars. - Things are not looking good for Jim Carroll. - You are being careful with trying not to let me see it every time, though. - I don't want to give away everything. - Call. - 350. - I guess I could've done a $150 raise. - Going heads up for the turn, Jim Carroll officially drawing debt. - Oh, nice boat on the turn for Hanson. Atta boy. This is a super run out for Bart, not only is he improving but the board's running out in such a way that Jim's more and more likely to think his hand could be good. - Made you look, made you look. - 900. - 900 is the bet, call from Carroll. - Check. (background conversation) - Time for Bart to take it on down to Value Vill. - Notice how he doesn't get into the props. At this point, with Bart Hanson, like he did in the last one, with a big decision. - The question is do you have an Ace? If you have an Ace, and I got two Aces, that makes...but I don't have two Aces. I call. - You're gonna need a bigger boat. Where's the props now, maybe like a little tow truck for Bart to drag the pot? (vibrant jazzy music) - Welcome back to Poker Night in America. More specifically, Durant, Oklahoma. Even more specifically than that, Choctaw Resort. We're halfway through the session and our big winner is Bart Hanson. Alec Torelli and Abdyl Konjuhi are up over four grand. - Jim Carroll lost ten grand early, and is still in the hole for most of that. Matt Russell and Tom Gray are gonna be looking to earn back some losses as well, next time here on Poker Night. - And, if you want more Poker Night, you can find us on social media including Twitch and YouTube, where you can find full episodes, live streams, and exclusive content. Also, don't forget to download our free poker app! You and your friends can have your very own poker night as well as a chance to win a seat in our show. Just search for us in your App Store and download it today. For everyone here at Poker Night in America, he's Joe Stapleton, I'm Chris Hanson, and thanks for watching. - It's only appropriate I give you back the fish. (smash sound) - [Announcer] Poker Night in America is brought to you by Kimo Sabe Mezcal, Sit & Go 2.0, and Dober Games.
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On this day in 1947, two years after the capitulation of the United States of America, the bloody struggle was finally and comprehensively won. I want you to imagine... Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! ...a very different version of America. Hey, Harry. - Sieg Heil.
- Sieg Heil. It's 1962. The United States no longer exists after the Allied defeat in World War II. My first time on American soil since the war – much has changed. The country is divided, with Nazi Germany controlling the East Coast... Welcome to the Reich. ...the Empire of Japan occupying the West... This is ours now, and it is our duty to protect it. ...and a Neutral Zone in between. I'd be more worried about myself if I were you. I'm Stephen Root, and this is the world... of "The Man in the High Castle." Sieg Heil! You ever think how different life could be if you could change just one thing? The incomparable Philip K. Dick has brought us such works as "Minority Report" and "Total Recall." Now his most thought-provoking book, "The Man in the High Castle," is an Amazon original series that has garnered widespread critical acclaim... Hitler's death is a trigger. - For what? - An uprising. ...and captivated millions of viewers around the world amid the backdrop of our modern political climate. Each one of these films show reality like ours, but not. In the next half hour, we're going to explore this amazing story to get you ready for the upcoming season and give you a sneak preview of Season Three. But before we begin, here are some important facts about this incredible story. Have your people worked out what's going on yet? Because I have. Number one–In the first season, Hitler is alive and the leader of the Reich, but here's the twist – He's not the most dangerous man in the party. He's had the poor judgment to maintain peace with the Japanese. His health is failing... He's got Parkinson's. His hands shake like shit. How much longer do you think he's got? - I don't know, a year. - Six months, tops. ...and once he dies, a faction of the Nazis wants to annihilate the Japanese and take over the world. They've dropped a bomb before, and they won't hesitate to drop it again. Then there will be war. Number two–There's the Resistance, an underground group of freedom fighters. We are all on the same side here. Yeah, what side is that? The side that stands for freedom. These are Americans who are not going to give up the fight against the Nazis or the Japanese. Number three–There is no privacy. Is this a good time? Rooms are bugged, phones are tapped... Frank? Frank, it's me. Is that Miss Crain? ...and surveillance cameras are everywhere. So, what are we looking at? And finally, there's the films... ...but these aren't just any films. They show alternate outcomes of major world events. - It shows us winning the war. - But we didn't win the war. That's what they told us. GIs in Times Square– No, I know they look real. Yeah, they look real 'cause they are real. Lives are lost in the pursuit of these films. They are extremely important to Hitler, the Resistance, and the Japanese. We don't yet know where the films come from, but we do know the person who's been collecting them. You're him, aren't you? I'm Abendsen – Hawthorne Abendsen. I play Hawthorne Abendsen, and, yes, he's the Man in the High Castle. You don't ask questions. You answer them, got it? Think of him as the caretaker and librarian. We don't know a lot about him, other than he's collected thousands of films, and he's definitely on the side of the Resistance. So, you watch these films. You tell the Resistance what you learned, about the people you see and the things – Things that could happen here, too. Now let's meet the characters who are central to this story. Juliana Crain was born in America and lives in San Francisco of the Pacific States. She's embraced the Japanese culture... - Konichiwa. - Konichiwa. ...and lives with her boyfriend, Frank. See ya later. Frank Frink is an American with Jewish ancestry. As a Jew, you know I need no charges to order your death. He's a talented artist and works in a gun factory in San Francisco. We have to go on. What else is there? Joe Blake grew up in New York. His father is a high-ranking Nazi in Berlin. You're your own man now, ja? I've always been my own man. Joe is a spy for the Reich, but it's unclear where his true loyalties lie. Why did you keep it from me, Joe? You have feelings for her? Ah. Obergruppenführer John Smith... Sieg Heil! ...served in the American military during the war... Some wars are necessary. Now we have a better world. ...but is now a high-ranking Nazi commander in New York charged with investigating the Resistance. I'm told you have something very important to tell me. Nobusuke Tagomi is the Japanese trade minister in San Francisco. His wife and son died in the 1950s. He is a man of peace. There comes a time when old men must bear the weight of their responsibility. Takeshi Kido is the chief inspector and head of the Kempeitai, which is the Japanese military secret police. Inspector Kido. He is extremely dedicated to the Empire. Whatever sacrifice is necessary. The story begins in San Francisco, when Juliana runs into her sister, Trudy. - You're back! - I'm not staying - What's going on? - I found...the reason. The reason? For everything. Trudy is a member of the Resistance, and she gives Juliana a film... - Take this. - What is this? A way out. ...but she is gunned down by the Kempeitai. Juliana is heartbroken, but she takes on her sister's cause... - Who the hell are you? - I gave that satchel to Trudy. - Where is she? - She's dead. Give me the film. No, I'm going in her place. ...and she journeys to the Neutral Zone with the film. Think of the Neutral Zone as a buffer territory between the Greater Nazi Reich and the Japanese Pacific States. It covers the Rocky Mountains, but it's more like the Wild West. Let me see your ID papers. There aren't any cops around here is the way I see it. While the region is politically neutral, it is a dangerous place, crawling with bounty hunters and vigilantes. The hell are you doing here? There is also a strong presence of the Resistance. We came to warn you. Joe Blake makes his way to the Neutral Zone from New York on an undercover assignment for the Nazis. Heil Hitler. He has one of the films, hoping it will give him access to the Man in the High Castle. That's when he meets Juliana. Buy you a drink? It's clear they have a connection... Am I gonna see you again? ...and when Juliana becomes a target... Joe steps in to help... Leave her the fuck alone. But after trusting Lem Washington, a member of the Resistance, Juliana's film is confiscated, as is Joe's. He returns to New York empty-handed, much to the displeasure of his superior, Obergruppenführer John Smith. You failed, Joe. Hey, Harry! - Sieg Heil! - Sieg Heil! Life in the Reich might often look like mid-century America... You want to join the SS? I want to make my country proud. ...but it's far from it. What is that? Oh, that's the hospital. Tuesdays, they burn cripples, the terminally ill– a drag on the state. Citizens are fiercely devoted to the cause... - Heil, Hitler. - Heil, Hitler. Supersonic rocket planes jet across the country. New York to San Francisco in under two hours. Every year, Victory Over America Day is celebrated. To the most important job in the Reich. A woman's primary function is to bear children. There are more important things out there. Not in the Reich. Motherhood is everything. And anyone considered quote-unquote "defective" is eliminated. He'd be spared the ignominy of being a useless eater. Some people think that's an ugly phrase, you know, useless eater. Why display a medal from your U.S. military service? I keep it as a reminder of the consequences of the failure of command. In 1947, Obergruppenführer John Smith witnessed the event that essentially ended the war. What is that? Now as head of the Nazi command in New York... Sir, something you need to see. ...his position is a dangerous one. - Go, now! - Get down! He's a target of the Resistance, and an attempt on his life... Sir, you can't suspect me. We've been through this. ...reveals enemies within his party. We have blood on our hands. Yes, we spilled blood! And I'd spill it again... to protect my family. But, above all, John Smith is fiercely devoted to his wife and children, and he will do whatever it takes to keep them safe. We all ready for the day ahead? - Yes, Father. - Yes, Papa. Smith's son, Thomas, has a disease that deems him unworthy by the Reich. This won't be easy for you to hear. Thomas didn't just pull a muscle wrestling, Obergruppenführer. He had a tremor. What's the treatment? We're talking about a Class A congenital disorder. There is no treatment. The doctor gives John Smith a choice... Absolutely painless. ...kill Thomas or be reported to the authorities. You did the right thing. I know. Smith takes another approach and kills the only person who knows about Thomas' condition. In the Japanese Pacific States, Americans are regarded as second-class citizens... Japanese go first. ...Eastern culture dominates the landscape... Tea's not so bad, you know. ...the Kempeitai keep close tabs on citizens, especially those involved with the Resistance and the films. We are all subject to the rules, Miss Crain, and if we fail to live by them, the consequences are severe. Frank Frink comes under scrutiny when his girlfriend, Juliana, leaves for the Neutral Zone... Get. You get! ...and now the Kempeitai want answers. Where is Juliana Crain? And when Frank won't talk, Inspector Kido goes after his family. My sister and her kids. The tragedy is a turning point for Frank... You are free to go. No, no, no! I-I am free to go? ...and he vows revenge against Kido and the Kempeitai. You're gonna take a shot at that cop? Just fucking leave! You do that, your life is over. It's already over. Juliana returns home from the Neutral Zone to San Francisco and makes a connection with the Resistance. I hear there's a new film. Where did you hear that? There's a guy looking for it, an operative from New York. Joe comes to San Francisco with a mission– to find Juliana and the film for the Nazis. I'll get that. Just like old times, huh? Juliana believes Joe is still one of the good guys, so she brings him into the fold with the Resistance... I didn't expect you. That puts us even. ...and together, they work to get the film from the Japanese mafia. You got the money? I got it. So what's the drill? You keep the money in your coat. Check it when you go inside the club. Have yourself a drink, when you leave, the coat checker hands it back to you with the film inside the lining. Joe gets the film, but the exchange is aborted... It's a trap. The Kempeitai are coming. ...and when the Kempeitai raid the club, the Resistance is left empty-handed. We've got to get out of here. - What about the film? - The film is gone. Joe and Juliana have no choice but to flee with the film. The films we've seen up to this point reveal alternate versions of the past. However, this new film provides a possible glimpse into the future, one in which San Francisco is decimated by a nuclear bomb. It also shows Joe executing Frank, outing Joe as a Nazi. You Nazi fuck! Tell me it isn't true. With Joe's identity revealed, Juliana agrees to lead him into a trap, with the Resistance waiting... I don't believe the film. I believe you. ...but after a change of heart, she allows him to escape with the film. What have you done? Why did you do it, Juliana? Juliana is public enemy number one to the Resistance, but she's the only one who's seen the new film. None of you watched that film. I did. You take me to the Man in the High Castle. Ask him if he wants to see me. Already did. So she's taken to see the Man in the High Castle. Puzzled. So many puzzles. Where am I? You answer my questions, chicky, not the other way around. Hawthorne Abendsen has a vast collection of films from various realities and different years. That's a home movie. Fourth of July fireworks in Phoenix. Fourth of July, 1961. That's not possible. But it is. You're holding it. He grills Juliana about what she's seen... - What about people? - What about them? Did you see any after the explosion? Come on. One man in the film holds special significance. Who's this man? His name is George Dixon. Hey fellas, I'm here with the new game Skyrim, it just came out. This game is getting great reviews. I've heard some great things about this from uh... from... Joe Youtube error... it's a first person shooter- I feel like everybody plays IKEA-Born so just gonna make a Sonic to keep it fresh.
"You started this war." Yeah! "Plunged Skyrim into chaos." Yeah! "And now the Empire is going to put you down," YEAH! "and restore the peace." Put him down! [TRAIN TOOTING] What? "What was that?" "It's nothing." Put him down! No no no! Don't put me down! Is this for Sonic Boom? You're supposed to put the other guy down! You guys have to- [TRAIN TOOTING] [GASP] Could it be? But the legends... I thought those stories were just kids tales. [Thomas The Tank Engine theme song plays] OH my god. It's really him. Ladies and gentlemen SKYRIM is here to save me! *FUS RO DAH! * Oh my god! Thank you Skyrim! I love you, man. It's raining trains! It's raining trains! Yeah, whoop his ass Skyrim! Yeah! Oh yeah pick him up! Pick him up with your WHEELS! [WILHELM SCREAM] YEAHHH! What have I done? you can't hit what you can't see Rudolf, ya Red Nosed piece of shit! Get the fuck- I summon my trusty steed, Tommy Wiseau [Pokémon anthem plays] Ride, Tommy. Skyrim awaits! And there's adventure around every corner! "Hi doggy." WHAT? Why am I a dog now? Oh god... Is that what I think it is? "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!" Tommy no! You can't fight it! He's too big! Do the Pulp Fiction! Do the intro! "I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store." I don't remember asking you a GODDAMNED THING. FUS RO DIE! ["Dragonborn" plays] [POLICE SIERNS ] Uh oh... "What say you in your defense?" It wasn't me "Oh, forgive me Thane." "I didn't realise it was you." "We'll look the other way this time." "FUS RO-" Dang. "I need to ask you to stop..." "That... shouting is making people nervous." I won't do it again, man. I won't do it again. But watch out. I'm gon' do it again haha! I got some good materials here. I think I'll go ahead and make the Portal Gun. "Not too shabby..." "Apprentice level work." "But solid." This shit is about to get crazy. Stand and fight archers! Shoot those trains outta the sky! Oh god! Surprise werewolf attack! I shoulda expected this! There's only one way to defeat werewolves. Get in there bear! Fight them! [MIDI version of Misirlou plays] God, you got fucked up. Oh yeah! Get in there bear! Oh yeah. Shoot those trains down- This is really turning out to be a really long battle. We gotta start wrapping this one up before my wife gets home, guys. Oh god... Now it's a party. Who brought the macho mans in here? Now it's gettin' CRAZY. [TRAINS TOOTING, MACHO MEN GOING "OHH YEAH" AND GENERAL AUIDIBLE CHAOS] Where am I? Am I still exist? Am I still- There's a hundreds- There's hundreds of bears, with autotune. Who am I controlling? That's it you mother fuckers! Now you gotta fight ME! [BATTLE CRY] Woah. Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? That's where I draw the line. C'mon Master Chief. |
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